Fat Git Enterprises


To contact us, please use FGEPP (Fat Git Enterprises Pigeon Post).

If FGEPP is not installed on our machine, please carry out the following steps:

  • Go to the Car Park behind the Supermarket (where the Gasworks used to be).
  • Look for the FGEPP Operating System. (The FGEPPOS is a pigeon called Desmond. He is rather scruffy and has no distinguishing features.)
  • Insert your message into Desmond's purpose-built orifice and watch him fly away.

If you do not hear from us within three months it either means that we have found something more interesting to do or that Desmond has been eaten by a fox.

Alternatively, you could click here to start your email thngy.